Author Archives: Admin

“How I Married My Mother” Star Faces Termination

Posted on June 23, 2011 by Admin

Comcrust was all a-Twitter when Barney Harras, star of the most recent video ads for Xfigity, revealed that “since I got Xfidgity, my sex life has gone downhill”. Harras, age 34, as suggested by the name of his most recent … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | 34 Comments

Counterfeit Truck Menace

Posted on May 20, 2011 by Admin

There’s a new evil lurking in our neighborhoods. Thousands of counterfeit Xfidgity and Comcrust trucks have been spotted across the nation. To the casual observer, these trucks have all the appearances of the real thing. But on close inspection, “Xfidgity” … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime and Punishment | 8 Comments